LinkedIn larp checker: paste a post, see how staged it sounds
A joke with a rulebook for the professional feed. Paste a post you wrote, press the button and read a score from 0 to 100 together with the phrases and habits that raised it. The scoring runs inside this page, so nothing is sent, saved or stored.
Scoring uses rules that live in this page: stock phrases, layout habits and tics common in staged posts. A rule reads words and never facts, so a high score does not make a post false and a low one does not make it truthful. For fun, not proof.
Twelve pairs: which one is the larp?
Your answers never leave this page, nothing is stored and no account exists. As on every page here, anonymous counts of starts and finishes are added (privacy). For fun, not proof.
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Writing a sketch about the feed?
A sketch about the feed needs a screen that survives the camera. Open the demo, enter a figure and see it turn into a wallet screen on your phone. There is nothing to install.
Flexdger Wallet simulates a wallet. It is a mockup with no funds and no link to any blockchain, and a wallet screen is a prop, never evidence of holdings or profit.
Larp on LinkedIn: the pattern behind the posts
On LinkedIn, to larp is to stage a career instead of describing it. The word is short for live action role play, and the feed offers a ready-made set: a headline stacked with titles, a tale that leaps from rock bottom to seven figures, a closing line begging for a repost. The author plays a flawless professional, and the post is the script they read from.
Spotting it has less to do with one phrase than with a pattern. Ordinary work updates are specific: what shipped, what broke, what changed, with a figure a reader could check. The staged version is vague and grand, full of journeys, mindsets and lessons nobody else tells you. It prefers round numbers, tidy arcs and a single sentence per line, a rhythm borrowed from film trailers.
The checker turns that pattern into a rulebook. It watches for applause-first openers, rags to riches arcs, money without context, hustle slogans, titles nobody gave you, buzzwords, fishing for reactions, stock lines about hidden truths, plus a few layout habits such as emoji bullets and heaps of hashtags. Each rule that fires adds points. The total is then squeezed onto a scale from 0 to 100, so a couple of tics show up while a plain post never gets near the top.
Treat it as a joke with rules, never as a ruling on a person. A high score does not make a post untrue, and a low score does not make it honest, because a rule can only read words and has no access to the facts behind them. That is why each result ends with the same note: for fun, not proof.
The most useful place for it is your own drafts. When a line trips a rule, ask whether the plain version would carry the same message. Usually it does, and it reads better. Then keep the one detail that only you could have written, since no template is able to copy that.
Common questions about this larp checker
What does larp mean on LinkedIn?
On LinkedIn, to larp is to stage a career instead of describing it: piles of titles, rock-bottom-to-riches stories, round money figures and requests for reposts. The word is short for live action role play.
How does the larp checker score a post?
It applies a list of local rules to the text you paste, looking at phrases, layout and tics that tend to appear in staged posts. Every rule that fires adds points, and the sum becomes a score from 0 to 100, with the phrases that fired listed under the result.
Is the text I paste sent anywhere?
No. The text stays on this page, is scored by code you already loaded and vanishes when you close or reload the tab. The site only counts anonymous starts and finishes, as it does for every page, and never sees what you pasted.
Can the score show that a post is staged?
No. A rule reads words and cannot check facts. A true story can set off several rules and an invented one can slip through. Read the score as a conversation starter, for fun, not proof.
Is my post stored anywhere?
No. Scoring happens in your browser, no account exists, and neither an answer nor a pasted line leaves the page. The site only counts that a quiz began and that it finished, with nobody attached, as it does for any page.
Does a result prove anything?
No. A result is for fun, not proof. The card reflects the answers you gave and nothing besides: not your holdings, not your income, not who you are, and no balance appears on it.
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This quiz comes from Flexdger Wallet, a crypto wallet simulator that turns the figures you enter into a phone screen. It is a mockup and never a wallet. Another free tool nearby: the crypto portfolio calculator.